Tex-approved

Certificate of Completion

The PokerGods Course

This diploma is awarded to

friend

Having sat through twelve lessons, passed twelve Hermes-approved gut-checks, and not once chased a flush draw on a 2 to 1 price, the named party above has graduated the PokerGods course. Hermes inspected the work and approves. The other gods looked over his shoulder and they approve too. The Internal Revenue Service has not been notified.